Swearnet Pictures

Background

This is the motion picture/television production unit of Swearnet, an online comedy network owned by Trailer Park Boys stars Robb Wells, John Paul Tremblay, and Mike Smith. Their first film, Swearnet: The Movie, is notable for holding the Guinness World Record of most uses of the F-word in a major motion picture.

Logo (August 29, 2014-)

Visuals: On a black background, there is a wavy sea near the bottom of the screen and crudely-drawn birds flying in the sky. A ship slowly moves into view, and brings up a net filled to the brim with fish who repeatedly drop the F-bomb. The screen moves down to reveal a crudely-drawn version of the Swearnet logo, consisting of an oval with the bold text "SWEARNET" in the center and several sparks at four corners of it, with the wiggling text "PICTURES" underneath. The logo then cuts to black.

Technique: 2D Flash animation.

Audio: The sounds of seagulls, the sea, and the ship moving, and the fish repeatedly saying "F*ck!" as well as "JESUS CHRIST!". When the Swearnet logo appears, there is a THX-esque ascending note and a cymbal crash of some sort, ending with a light being turned off and a voice whispering "F*ck off..."

Availability: Can be seen on Swearnet: The Movie as well as other productions.