This is Tom Kapinos' vanity card.
Visuals: On a black background, full of washed white particles, "AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRITY INC." is shown in a hasty barbaric font.
Technique: A still, digital graphic.
Audio: The ending theme of the show.
Availability: Seen only on Californication on Showtime.
Visuals: There is a bulldog wearing Santa's hat and looking at us. The hat's base has the text "Aggressive Mediocrity, Inc." in Brush Script on it.
Technique: A live-action photograph.
Audio: A bulldog bark.
Availability: Seen on White Famous on Showtime.